I Need A New Hairstyle

I wish I were joking or exaggerating when I say that my hair is a bad, fried version of Robert Smith's famous 'do, but I'm not, sadly. Now don't get me wrong, I freaking love me some Robert Smith. It's just that his hair somehow doesn't look quite as cool on my head, especially when it's dead and has a rubbery, noodle-like texture. So now I'm on a quest to regain my status as "the chick with cool hair." I should probably note that I've never actually heard anyone refer to me as "the chick with cool hair" and maybe it's slightly egotistical to refer to myself as such, but hey sometimes you have to "toot your own horn", as the old saying goes. I also don't really know why I'm going a little crazy with the "quotations." Maybe it's the hair. Anyway, I have a few ideas for my new hairstyle. It's going to be quite a change and may take a bit of a "getting used to period." (there I go again) I'm afraid I'll have to go pretty short to get rid of the majority of the noodleness. Pictures will be posted as soon as I figure out how to post pictures. Or, as soon as I get ahold of sweet Susan. Ha, I jest. I would never call solely for the purpose of computer help. That would just be wrong...*elbowing Susan* Am I right?