Things That I Loathe

1. Moms & Tots - And any activity that includes either of them. Even though I am a Mom and I have a "tot". The word tot makes me want to pour hot lead into my ear canal. This feeling is also induced by the word Mommie, spelled with an 'ie' instead of the 'y' because it's more annoying that way.
2. The phrase 'land line' when used in reference to a home phone. Actually whenever it's used. I can't explain it. I just hate it.


I'm in a good mood today, I swear.