More Porkchops? Yes, Please...

My fascination with bearded boys is no secret. I'm not ashamed. I'll stand up straight and proud and proclaim from the rooftops that "I love boys with beards!" I may even throw in a little "Wooohoo!" just to spice it up a little. Who knows, I'm crazy like that. Today, however, I realized that my love for facial hair is no longer confined to the realm of the beard. Oh no, folks. Today I discovered, thanks to the beautiful boy in the little black Nissan, that I have a deep rooted love for oversized sideburns. A.k.a. Porkchops. Mmmm...yummy Porkchops...and I don't even eat meat ladies & gents. No sir. Just look at the picture below of Danny Masterson from "That 70's Show" and tell me you don't love you some Porkchops too.

Here's an interesting bit of info for you...as I was searching online for a picture of the Porkchop, I found out that the extra large, super-sized, great biggie version of the Porkchop is aptly named 'The Mutton Chop' and my heart did a little flip-flop. Chew on that for a minute. Yeah. Bigger is always better, that's what I say.